Hello, my lovelies.  It’s Sarah today.  There’s a whole lot of nothing going on at the moment (unless you count a bunch of boring crap about British reality-tv people or a bitch fight between “American Idol” alums over who’s the gayest of them all or more stupid shit about stupid dumb Jon & Kate), so let’s take a little island detour and check in with Amy Winehouse , shall we? Awwww, check it out you guys, Amy made a friend!  And this time her friend totally isn’t even a hollowed-out carrot she’s trying to smoke hair clippings out of.  Look, they’re having so much fun together!  First they re-enacted that video of Bigfoot ( here ) and then Amy pretended she was Daniel-san and her new friend was Mr. Miyagi ( here ) and then they played some sort of game involving zombies ( here ). It looks like Amy is advancing to nearly the same level of social development as the average preschooler.  Awwww, she’s growing up so fast, you guys! Related Stories Amy Winehouse’s Husband Knocks Up Chick in Rehab Winehouse Won’t Let Estranged Husband Divorce Her And Now For Something Completely Different The Lord is Not Merciful Amy Winehouse Charged with Assault for Punching Fan

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Amy Winehouse Made a Friend

Are you sitting down? Because you might want to. This news could literally knock you off your feet. Ready?

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Victoria Principal , the woman who played Pamela Ewing on the hit TV show Dallas, is being sued for assault, false imprisonment and emotional distress by her former maid, Maribel Banegas . TMZ says Banegas claims she had taken the dog for a walk — when she returned home to an enraged Victoria who couldn’t understand why it took so long. Banegas explained the dog wouldn’t poop, but Victoria wasn’t [satisfied]… and fired Maribel on the spot. Maribel asked for her final check and Victoria went upstairs, allegedly only to come down with a gun, “which she then pointed and aimed” at the maid. Victoria “verbally threatened to kill plaintiff”… and asked another housekeeper who was present “to stand aside in order that she could kill the plaintiff.”

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Dallas’ Victoria Principal Sued For Pulling Gun on Maid

According to The Guardian , Amy Winehouse has won a high court order banning the paparazzi from pursuing her. Similar protection was given to Lily Allen in March. A source close to the singer’s management team said that the singer sought the injunction to ban photographers (who constantly set up camp in front of her home) if they follow her or approach her within 100 meters of her home.

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Paparazzi Ordered to Stay Away from Amy Winehouse

Britney Spears’ Circus Tour performance in Connecticut over the weekend was a big ol’ hot mess — first, she wiped out during “Get Naked,” and then she was charged onstage by a drunken fan during “Womanizer.” The Daily Mail says The singer’s security and back-up dancers had to drag fan Kyle King away after he charged on at the show in Connecticut on Saturday night. Shocked Britney was belting out her encore performance of Womanizer when King, 20, ran towards her and tried to dance with her. Fans at the gig say she looked ‘extremely spooked’ after the reveler was hauled away. Britney Spears was frightened by a crazy person? How ironic. That’s like being scared of your shadow or your reflection in the mirror.

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Crazy Britney Spears Fan Rushes Stage: The Video

What’s worse on model Dasha Astafieva — the copious nose hair, or the fledgling mustache? ( Use My Computer ) The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Gretchen Rossi shows her tits. ( The Dirty ) The only way the Jonas Brothers’ new album title could be any gayer is if it also contained the words “semen-soaked.” ( Websters ) Pam Anderson to host a vegan cooking show with hot bikini-clad models. Better stock up on cucumbers and carrots, girls! ( Hollywood Rag ) Miss California talks about the whole Perez Hilton controversy on the Today Show. ( Bricks and Stones ) If you like smoking pot and masturbating, than you just struck gold, my friend. ( COED Magazine ) Jennifer Aniston gets her leech-like tentacles around Gerard Butler .

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