Mischa Barton went to the television BAFTAs.  This is what she wore.  The TV BAFTAs are like the British Emmy Awards, so they’re kinda formal ‘n shit.  This situation leads to several questions: Why the hell was she invited? What the hell was she wearing? No, seriously, the hell is with those shoes? Why can’t she just get struck by lightning and go the hell away?

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What a Dazzling Beauty

Bea Arthur , best known for her role as Dorothy Zbornak on the sitcom The Golden Girls , has died. She was 86. Dan Watt, her spokesman and former assistant, told the Associated Press the actress passed away at her home early Saturday after a battle with cancer. He declined to give further details. “She was a brilliant and witty woman,” said Watt. “Bea will always have a special place in my heart.” See Us’ photo tribute to celebs who have gone too soon The actress — whose Golden Girls costar Estelle Getty died last year — won a Tony Award in 1966 for the musical Mame .

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DT magazine has some kind of pinup theme for their April ‘09 issue, apparently.  I didn’t actually read any of the details, because it was all in Spanish and my Spanish is approximately at the level of a remedial toddler from Cordoba.  Hell, I’m barely even literate in English.  I don’t know what you bitches want from me.  Just shut up and look at the pictures of ladies in lingerie. The header image is Molly Sims .  Below, from left to right : Kate Hudson, Cindy Crawford, Elisha Cuthbert, Kate Walsh and Jennifer Morrison. Related Stories Angie Harmon is a Naked Hollywood Pinup The Emmy Awards Were Last Night S.S. Marisa Miller is Beachy S.S. Heidi Klum is Naked.

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Since ratings are down on ABC’s abysmally boring “Desperate Housewives,” what better way to spark the interest of the coveted 18-34 year-old demographic than a same-sex kiss between Susan ( Teri Hatcher ) and Gabrielle ( Eva Longoria-Parker ) ? Us Weekly says Teri Hatcher kissed a girl — and she liked it. “I did not kiss [Eva Longoria-Parker].

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Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher Share Desperate Kiss

Since headwear is all the rage for spring, I’m just going to go ahead and say that I would totally wear Eva Longoria’s ass like a hat. And not one of those fancy Sunday school hats that sit way back on the top of your head, either. An Uncle Buck style one where the cheeks come down and make little flaps over your ears. And then I’d tie her legs underneath my chin like a Little House on the Prairie-style bonnet and wear her with a pair of peep-toe patent leather pumps and a pencil skirt.

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You have GOT to be kidding me.  What kind of goddamn outfit is this?  I thought that thing Shenae Grimes had on was bad, but it in no way prepared me for this .  Jennifer Love Hewitt had lunch yesterday at Casa Vega in Studio City and then went shopping in Sherman Oaks, and she wore this… this… Jesus cheerleading Christ, I don’t even know what the hell to call this thing.  It’s like the bastard love child of a Snuggie and a poncho, as imagined by George Lucas after a wet dream about Padmé Amidala. Jennifer Love Hewitt arriving at, then leaving Casa Vega: Shopping in Sherman Oaks: Related Stories Jennifer Love Hewitt Has a Stalker Jennifer Love Hewitt enters Splitsville The Emmy Awards Were Last Night Jennifer Love Hewitt Still Fat as Ever Jennifer Love Hewitt is Knocked Up

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