Taylor Swift was on “The Today Show” this morning, I guess, performing in Rockefeller Centre.  This insanely shiny stuff is what she wore.  Jesus, even her guitar is sparkly.  I feel like if I look at these pictures too long, I might end up with epilepsy.  I am not generally a fan of sparkly shit, but I just don’t have it in me to hate Taylor Swift.  She confuses my eyeholes, but I like her anyway.  Her hair usually looks like either nylon Barbie hair or the kind of wig they put on actresses in Lifetime movies about cancer, but she’s so pretty.  Even though she actually just looks kinda like an adorable squinty-eyed rodent most of the time.  She’s somehow still pretty.  It’s an infinite mystery, like what hot dogs are made out of or why it always seems hotter outside when you’re wearing a skirt.  Taylor is also friends with that hellspawn Miley Cyrus and she once dallied with a Jonas and is therefore tainted beyond what an exorcism can oust, but whatever… I somehow like her anyway, okay?  DON’T JUDGE ME. Taylor Swift singing something on “The Today Show” this morning: Related Stories Lisa Rinna Explains What Went Wrong with Her Lips Oh, Honey… NO. That’s Not Beyonce After All Zac Efron Attacked by Kathie Lee — The Video The Grammys Happened, Sucked

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Hi There, Taylor. You Sure Are Sparkly Today.

You can click the header image to find out whose celebrity ass that is, but first let me warn you: not since that time I clicked on the link for “ 100% Original Mega Puss ” have I been so sorely disappointed by the picture that comes up. Told you: PHOTO CREDIT: Mavrix Online Related Stories Be Still My Heart Pam Anderson Bikini Pictures Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom Are Engaged Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures

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S.S. Name That Celebrity Bikini Ass

Britney Spears might have cleaned up her act, but don’t expect her to wipe or wear a tampon anytime soon. According to Page Six The pop tart took time off from her “Circus” tour to do an Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster. “They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes — and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was.

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Britney Spears Goes Menstrual

Miley Cyrus has no reasons to be afraid of competition from Taylor Swift . “I’ve always approached this from the place where I don’t compete with other girls,” the 19-year-old country singer told the Associated Press about pals Cyrus and Selena Gomez . “I don’t compete with other people in the industry. I compete with myself.”

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Taylor Swift Says She "Doesn’t Compete" with Miley Cyrus

PHOTO CREDIT: Star Magazine There’s something different about Hilary Duff’s younger sister Haylie , but I just can’t put my finger on it. Or in it, as it were. According to Star Magazine “Haylie had her nose done,” New York City–based plastic surgeon Dr.

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Haylie Duff Got a Nose Job and Chin Reduction

Miley Cyrus ‘ 20-year old boyfriend Justin Gaston offers a little insight into the inner machinations of a male model’s mind in a positively riveting interview in next month’s Details magazine . On who would play him in a movie: “I think if Ashton Kutcher played me, like, he would be probably a funnier me. He’s a pretty funny guy. But I’m going to say Johnny Depp, just cause I really like Johnny Depp and we’re just going to be crazy, like

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Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Juston Gaston is a Complete Dumbass