Actress (and I use that term loosely) Anna Faris has starred in such flaming turds as “My Super Ex-Girlfriend,” “House Bunny,” and “Scary Movies 1 - 4,” and yet I’m still finding a reason to post about her. Well, two reasons, to be exact. Hint: they rhyme with zits and gas . Except, you know, sexier. Anna in June 2009 Nylon magazine: Related Stories Anna Faris Strips Down in Next Month’s GQ S.S

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S.S. Anna Faris Nylon Magazine Pictures

Avril Lavigne drunk punk-ass bikini pictures. ( The Grumpiest ) And speaking of bikini pictures, here’s Cameron Diaz looking pretty good in a bikini in Hawaii. ( The Superficial ) Remember when I said that Jessica Simpson’s weight gain was really part of a ploy to host a fat girl weight loss show? Hey, guess what. ( Bricks and Stones ) Katie Perry and John Mayer : a match made in douche heaven.

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Quickies: Skin Flint

Jessica Simpson , who has been criticized in the media for her fluctuating weight, is working on a new reality TV show which will see her travelling the world with a friend in search of what other countries/cultures view as beautiful for her new show The Price of Beauty .

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Jessica Simpson Has a New Reality Show: The Price of Beauty

You’ve heard of Moby Dick, Captain Ahab’s ultimate undoing, that infamous white whale. Now meet the brown version. Just call me Ishmael! Mariah with husband Nick Cannon on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht in Cannes this weekend: Related Stories Mariah Carey Got FAT Kelly Clarkson is a Fat Ass Kirstie Alley Talks About Her Weight Gain on Oprah Russell Crowe Loses Weight for Robin Hood Jessica Simpson is a Lard Ass

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Mariah Carey is Fatter Than Ever

Harry Potter fans, check out photos from the filming of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ! (Holy Moly!) Linda Hogan is just like Catherine Zeta-Jones ! Minus the looks, talent, and respectability. (Webster’s) The rest of Los Angeles county may be suffering an unemployment rate of 11.3%, but you can be comforted knowing that Tori Spelling still gets a new replacement wedding ring every year! (CelebNewsWire) See Maxim’s Hot 100 nude! You’re welcome. (Mr. Skin) Jessica Biel is going into Madonna territory with those arms! (The Bastardly) Rihanna collaborated with Lady Gaga in a song allegedly slamming Chris Brown. This may be the only redeeming quality for Lady Gaga . (Socialite Life) Prince Charming Hugh Jackman with his little Snow White

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Quickies: Mama’s Boy

Nick Cannon wants to fight Eminem for “dissing” Mariah Carey in his new song! ( Hollywood Rag ) Kim Kardashian almost breaks an elevator. ( Bricks and Stones ) Bar Rafaeli on a sex trapeze! ( UseMyComputer ) The pregnancy rumors begin — Lindsay Lohan is reportedly gestating a fetus. ( The Blemish ) Fergie actually looking semi-hot at Wango Tango.

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Quickies: Baby Mine