Paris Hilton says her beau Doug Reinhardt won’t be appearing on MTV’s The Hills again. “The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn’t even want to be a part of it,” Hilton told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the Fifi Awards in NYC. Lauren Conrad famously dumped Reinhardt on the show. Brody Jenner later accused Reinhardt of going behind Conrad’s back by pursuing Stephanie Pratt . See Paris and Doug and other celebs in Us’ Grossest Kisses photo gallery But Hilton told Us the show portrayed Reinhardt “in a way he’s not.” “They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s lame,” she said.

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Paris Hilton: The Hills Is "Fake and Lame"

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Quickies: Rock the Boat

Paris Hilton is slamming a new report that she and beau Doug Reinhardt were tossed off David Furnish ’s yacht for hooking up in the bathroom. British papers claimed the heiress was asked to leave after she and Reinhardt were caught in a “compromising position” over the weekend following the Cannes Film Festival. See Paris and Doug and other celebs in Us’ Grossest Kisses photo gallery But on her MySpace page Monday, Hilton blogged that the report “is such a lie that it’s a joke!” See Paris’ most scandalous bikinis of all time “I would never do that,” says the heiress. “It’s so lame that people will just create these crazy stories. I can’t believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I’m so sick of all these false rumors. It’s not fair that writers can get away it.

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Paris Hilton Denies Being Thrown Off Yacht for Hooking Up in Bathroom

Socialite Paris Hilton has slammed reports claiming that she got kicked out from David Furnish ’s yacht at Cannes for getting too intimate with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt . She took to her MySpace blog, saying that those who spread the news “have no credibility”.

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Paris Hilton Denies Being Thrown out of a Yacht

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Quickies: Orale, Chica!

Paris Hilton doesn’t keep a diary. She just Googles herself. The 28-year-old heiress — who is being sued for $8 million for failing to promote her 2006 comedy Pledge This! — was asked by lawyers during a pre-trial hearing in Miami Thursday if she keeps a diary for business meetings. “I just press my name and Google it and see,” she told the court. Check out Paris Hilton’s most controversial bikinis Asked by lawyers about her calls from the producers, she testified: “With my phone I never know, because I lose it all the time.

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Paris Hilton Admits She Uses "Google" Instead of a Diary