I stopped watching this video of Brooke Hogan after she gave her half-eaten apple a voice and made it pretend to sign her tit, but if you can make it past the four minute mark, you can learn all you ever needed to know about the finer points of eating an apple. Namely: 1. You need a tube of Aquaphor off your boyfriend’s table (apparently your significant other should have psoriasis or diaper rash) 2. Put the Aquaphor on your apple and smear some on your lips 3. Drink some cough medicine Immediately following step three, you should make sure to double over with inane laughter and continue blathering like a goddamn loon, making sure that at no point are you even remotely funny in the slightest. Or as I like to call it, “blogging.” Trust me, it’s a lot harder than I make it look

The rest is here: 
Brooke Hogan is High: The Video

I’ve never heard of rapper “ Pitbull ,” but he’s all over the interwebs today thanks to this video of him punching a fan square in the face in the middle of his concert (FF to the 53 second mark if you hate listening to crap). TMZ says During a show on April 30 in Aspen, Colo., a fan who was tossing money around in the crowd was pulled on stage by Pitbull. The guy then thought it would be a good idea to make it rain in Pit’s face … and was dead wrong. Pitbull suddenly levels the guy — repeat, LEVELS the guy — with a devastating right hand, then follows it up with a Beckham-esque kick once the dude was on the ground. Cops were never even called to the scene. Of course the cops weren’t called to the scene

See more here:
Rapper Pitbull Knocks Out Concert Goer: The Video

Check out Adam Lambert in this May 27 Live with Regis and Kelly video clip - interview above and performance of “Mad World” after the jump. Adam Lambert was the runner-up on American Idol.

More here:
Adam Lambert Live with Regis and Kelly May 27, “Mad World” (Video)

In the “it comes as no surprise” category of the day, the season 5 premiere of Jon & Kate Plus 8 was a ratings record-setter. Jon and Kate Gosselin and family nabbed a record 9.8 million viewers, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The ratings record for Jon and Kate Plus 8 comes despite many boycotting the series, including Kate’s sister-in-law, Julie, who took to the comments section on a blog to urge people not to tune in. But it seemed curiousity ruled, as many checked out the premiere to see if divorce is on the horizon for the Gosselins. Jon & Kate’s TLC reality series earned twice as many viewers last night as the show’s previous series high.

The rest is here:
Jon & Kate Plus 8 Season 5 Premiere Nabs Record Ratings (Video)

Watch Kris Allen’s Live with Regis and Kelly May 26 interview video clip - and after the jump, Kris Allen sings the obligatory American Idol winner’s anthem, “No Boundaries.”

See the rest here:
Kris Allen May 26 Live with Regis and Kelly, “No Boundaries” (Video)

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News , World News , and News about the Economy Here’s a great trip down TV memory lane - check out this Today show video clip of some of the highlights of the past 70 years of television.

The rest is here:
Happy 70th Birthday, TV! (Video)